The good side of being a forty-something

So just when I was sure I had not much more to say about being an almost-forty-something, I get an email from a friend with a list of 'perks of being over 40'. Quite funny, especially coming from someone who is about to hit 50!

Here you go:

1. Your supply of brain cells is finally down to manageable size.
2. Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either.
3. People call at 9 PM and ask, "Did I wake you?"
4. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.
5. You get into heated arguments about pension plans.
6. You have a party and the neighbors don't even realize it.
7. You sing along with elevator music.
8. You argue with the TV and you always win.
   
9. You won't be able to remember this list - and you won't care.
   
10. I cannot remember what was #10 on the list - and I don't care.
    

Sounds familiar?

Thanks M for sharing!